Things I need to stop doing

asap

  • Stop being a little cunt

    no details needed

  • Stop biting my nails

    I was scolded at work for having chipped nailpolish, lame

  • Stop peeling off dead skin from my sunburn

  • Take my pills on time

    So I don't get impregnated by a stray sperm in the pool

  • Stop making stupid lists nobody is going to read

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  • 25459_633357763996_19504054_35935218_5446625_n
    aaronvb | reply
    about 1 year ago.

    I'm reading your lists

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    micheru | reply
    about 1 year ago.

    haha thanks!

  • N1130940134_30032407_7894
    todd | reply
    about 1 year ago.

    I got a mean sunburn and was peeling for 3 weeks. I feel your pain.

  • N19503271_33196331_1911
    micheru | reply
    about 1 year ago.

    3 weeks is a long time! I'm peeling in random areas, and I'm too stupid to remember to use lotion when I'm peeling

  • 25459_633357763996_19504054_35935218_5446625_n
    aaronvb | reply
    about 1 year ago.

    I just avoid all sunlight.

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    kipkeston | reply
    about 1 year ago.

    hahahah. i am so reading your lists

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